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  1. #1 Man thinks he's a elf, just when you thought that Underground panther were weird. 
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    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rgery-elf.html

    'I consider myself trans-species': Fantasy fan transforms himself into an ELF with £25,000 of plastic surgery including full body hair removal, skin bleaching and eye colouring

    Luis Padron, 25, became obsessed with elves after being bullied as a child
    The Argentine became determined to look like his favourite fantasy characters
    Now has a £4,000-a-month ritual applying creams, dyes and treatment
    He has almost spend more than £25,000 on surgery including liposuction on his jaw, a nose job, full body hair removal and operations to change his eye colour
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    I don't know about being an elf but he does seem to be a fairy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaGator View Post
    I don't know about being an elf but he does seem to be a fairy.
    I wonder if he would be triggered if someone dressed up as Ysgramor from Skyrim.

    Last edited by hai; 10-20-2019 at 09:48 PM.
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    He probably has a diminutive richard.
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    Also, that is not a elf.

    This is one,

    https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki...iciar_(Skyrim)
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    Quote Originally Posted by hai View Post
    Also, that is not a elf.

    This is one,

    https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki...iciar_(Skyrim)
    The lord of the ring would disagree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    The lord of the ring would disagree.
    Yup.

    The guy/girl in the daily mail pic doesn't look like a elf.

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