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    According to the CDC, a dangerous strain of bird flu is expected to arrive in the US sometime this weekend. Known as giantus footballus, the strain affects Eagles the worst. Expect to see lots of affected Eagles choking this weekend. As with all forms of bird flu, it is fine to laugh at the crippled birds from a distance but it is best to avoid the infected birds as, although they will be weak and slow, they have a tendency to bite when agitated about their sorry condition. :D

    Go Giants! :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by AHeneen View Post
    According to the CDC, a dangerous strain of bird flu is expected to arrive in the US sometime this weekend. Known as giantus footballus, the strain affects Eagles the worst. Expect to see lots of affected Eagles choking this weekend. As with all forms of bird flu, it is fine to laugh at the crippled birds from a distance but it is best to avoid the infected birds as, although they will be weak and slow, they have a tendency to bite when agitated about their sorry condition. :D

    Go Giants! :)
    There is a new strain of Douchitis and it effects all Giant players, typical symptoms are not getting good calls from the refs and lucky bounces and most importantly no dropped interceptions for TD's that would have sunk their SB dreams a year before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lars1701a View Post
    There is a new strain of Douchitis and it effects all Giant players, typical symptoms are not getting good calls from the refs and lucky bounces and most importantly no dropped interceptions for TD's that would have sunk their SB dreams a year before.
    Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AHeneen View Post
    Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

    Please dont be flattered by tomorrow you just be disappointed.
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    did the eagles lose yet?
    Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    did the eagles lose yet?


    Na they wont lose till pre-season sorry :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lars1701a View Post
    Na they wont lose after today till pre-season sorry :(
    fixed it for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    did the eagles crush my hopes yet again?

    fixed :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lars1701a View Post
    fixed :p
    They can't crush my hopes. :p My hopes are not centered around a game. :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    They can't crush my hopes. :p My hopes are not centered around a game. :p
    Football hopes bone head. You know if you are a fan of a team if they lose you get upset but if you are a girly man who pretends to like football it wont bother you. Which one are you?
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