According to the CDC, a dangerous strain of bird flu is expected to arrive in the US sometime this weekend. Known as giantus footballus, the strain affects Eagles the worst. Expect to see lots of affected Eagles choking this weekend. As with all forms of bird flu, it is fine to laugh at the crippled birds from a distance but it is best to avoid the infected birds as, although they will be weak and slow, they have a tendency to bite when agitated about their sorry condition. :D
Go Giants! :)









