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Ancient Fire Breather
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11-16-2019, 01:09 PM
I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at them
Oh, yeah?
Yes and I can tell if they are standing as well.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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Ancient Fire Breather
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11-16-2019, 06:15 PM
I heard someone stole your antidepressants?
Yes, and I hope he’s happy.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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Ancient Fire Breather
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11-16-2019, 06:16 PM
How are your trips to the gym going?
Not so hot. I sat on the rowing machine and it sank.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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11-16-2019, 06:18 PM
Are you still lifting balloons for exercise?
Nah, I quit. It wasn’t really working out.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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11-30-2019, 12:14 PM
The best thing about the country moving to the left .....
It’ll be a much shorter trip yo Honolulu.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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12-01-2019, 10:12 PM
Don’t worry Dave, this is a simple operation.
But doc, my name’s not Dave.
I know, it’s mine.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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Ancient Fire Breather
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12-01-2019, 10:13 PM
Where is the average product made?
At the satisfactory.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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12-01-2019, 10:14 PM
Your girlfriend told me you never buy her flowers!
I didn’t even know she sold them.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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Yesterday, 03:11 PM
Ben: I’m a mind reader.
Tim: Prove it.
Ben: Right now you think I’m lying.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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Ancient Fire Breather
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Yesterday, 03:12 PM
Nurse: The defibrillator is broken!
Patient: Can’t say I’m not shocked.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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