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    People act like the North Pole and the South Pole are exactly the same, but really, there’s a whole world of difference between them.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?

    “‘Tis the season to be jelly!”
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    How do you lift a frozen car?


    With a Jack Frost


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    What do you call a bankrupt Santa?


    Saint Nickel-less.
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    Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?


    Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!
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