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  1. #1 Trendy Perineum Sunning: aka burning one's pucker hole 
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    A new wellness fad that sounds like something off the pages of Goop just caused actor Josh Brolin (“The Avengers”) to burn his “pucker hole.”

    In an angry*Instagram post*over the weekend, Brolin announced he gave something called “perineum sunning” a try only to regret it shortly after. What exactly is this special new trend? Well, apparently, it’s laying outside naked with the expressed purpose of sticking sunlight where the sun don’t shine.

    “Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did,” said Brolin. “My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain. I don’t know who the f**k thought of this stupid s**t but f**k you nonetheless. Seriously.”

    According to the*New York Post, “perineum sunning” became a hot topic in the wellness world when an Instagram user named Metaphysical Meagan (whose photo is featured in the Brolin post) shared an image of herself fully naked on a rock as her nether regions soaked up some rays.

    *An influencer who goes by the name Ra of Earth claimed in a*viral video*that just 30 seconds of this butt-sunning will release more “energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on.”
    Can think of a few Hollywood libs that I truly hope take up this trend. Unfortunately Brolin may have spoiled the fun.
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    I guess he won't be putting his head back there for a few days
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    I have a PhD in proctology. I work with assholes every day.
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    Who thinks this kind of stuff up?
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    A bunch of ass holes sunning their ass holes.

    And we are supposed to value their opinions?
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    Who thinks this kind of stuff up?
    People testing the depths of other people's stupidity and gullibility.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    Who thinks this kind of stuff up?
    Apparently these so called "celebrities" who try to become famous on Instagram or YouTube as "influencers". A sad trend in the modern social media society.
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    Take the challenge liberals, if you can't stand 4 hours of full 6500 t5 lamp UV get out of the kitchen.
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